Us Weekly put the ‘Trump kids’ on their cover this week: gross or typical?

January 26, 2017 1:25 pm0 comments
Us Weekly put the ‘Trump kids’ on their cover this week: gross or typical?

True story: nothing about Emperor Baby Fists’ inauguration made it to the cover of this week’s People Magazine. I suspect that People Mag listened to the criticism they got immediately following the election (they were criticized for normalizing Baby Fists) and decided to back away from any kind of glowing […]

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Chelsea Handler mocked Melania Trump for ‘barely speaking English’

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Chelsea Handler mocked Melania Trump for ‘barely speaking English’

As we discussed last week. Chelsea Handler was one of the liberal-types on the cover of Variety. Handler spoke as if she was one of the few salient liberal voices in America, and like she’s doing the lord’s work on her Netflix show (that no one watches). While beggars can’t […]

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Scarlett Johansson & Romain Dauriac have split after two years of marriage

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Scarlett Johansson & Romain Dauriac have split after two years of marriage

Scarlett Johansson and her sockless French husband are dunzo. I’m sorry if this news is devastating to anyone, but were there really people out there who thought Scarlett Johansson and Romain Dauriac were going to stand the test of time? I suspect those people don’t exist. That being said, even […]

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Erin Andrews got treated for cervical cancer, was back at work in a few days

January 25, 2017 2:00 pm0 comments
Erin Andrews got treated for cervical cancer, was back at work in a few days

Erin Andrews is the host of DWTS, taking over for Brooke Burke Charvet in 2014, and she’s also a sportscaster for Fox Sports. Last year was a tough one for Erin because she went to trial in the case against a stalker who recorded her without her knowledge from an […]

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Michael Shannon’s Oscar nom was good news in the midst of Trump’s ‘carnage’

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Michael Shannon’s Oscar nom was good news in the midst of Trump’s ‘carnage’

Did Michael Shannon know that he was going to be nominated for an Oscar? Maybe, maybe not. He definitely campaigned a little bit a few months ago, but then he went dark and I suspected that even he wondered if he was going to be snubbed in favor of Aaron […]

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Constance Wu is really mad that Casey Affleck got nominated for an Oscar

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Constance Wu is really mad that Casey Affleck got nominated for an Oscar

I like Constance Wu and I like that she DGAF about leading public discussions on somewhat tricky conversations, like Asian representation in Hollywood, or general whitewashing, or how there should be a bigger backlash against Casey Affleck. That’s where we are now that the Oscar nominations have come out. People […]

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Emperor Baby Fists’ boredom, anger & pettiness grows stronger every day

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Emperor Baby Fists’ boredom, anger & pettiness grows stronger every day

I haven’t watched cable news in months, mostly because I suspect all but a handful of commentators and journalists are working hard to normalize Emperor Baby Fists. Of course I follow the news, but at this point, I’m just reading the news because I don’t want to encounter Baby Fists’ […]

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Duchess Kate is ‘lucky’ to be a real princess because she’s ‘well looked after’

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Duchess Kate is ‘lucky’ to be a real princess because she’s ‘well looked after’

Here are some more photos of the Duchess of Cambridge out and about yesterday in that horrid ensemble. Again, I think the suit was okay-to-decent. Does it look like AstroTurf? Sure. But it’s a straight skirt and that’s what I’ve been wanting for her. It’s the little baby-collared blouse that […]

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Us Weekly: Brad Pitt spent a boozy & balloon-filled night at a hotel

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Us Weekly: Brad Pitt spent a boozy & balloon-filled night at a hotel

I’ve been doing this job for years and I feel like I’ve got a pretty good radar for when gossip-media outlets are trying to say something without coming out and saying it. That sort of gossip subtext is usually reserved for male stars, especially closeted male stars, but sometimes it’s […]

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Tom Brady doesn’t get why his friendship with Emperor Baby Fists is a ‘big deal’

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Embed from Getty Images Last year, there was a lot of angst about the idea that Tom Brady and Donald Trump were and are friends. Tom Brady had a “Make America Great Again” hat in his locker, and Brady made some odd statements about the election and politics in general, […]

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