John Mayer’s Penis Is Finally Woke Thanks To Nicki Minaj

September 10, 2017 7:00 pm0 comments
John Mayer’s Penis Is Finally Woke Thanks To Nicki Minaj

John Mayer’s Penis Is Finally Woke Thanks To Nicki Minaj In a now infamous interview with Playboy back in 2010, easy listening goon John Mayer revealed that he didn’t have romantic relationships with women of color. His reason? It was because his “David Duke cock“ is “sort of like a […]

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Kim Kardashian Is Annoyed About Her Lack Of Privacy

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Kim Kardashian Is Annoyed About Her Lack Of Privacy

Kim Kardashian Is Annoyed About Her Lack Of Privacy That’s like me being annoyed about Little Debbie sending me free samples. America’s New First Lady Kim Kardashian is reportedly expecting a third child via surrogate with husband Kanye West. Despite her and her Machiavellian mother probably having leaked the details […]

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Jonathan Rhys Meyers Relapsed After His Wife Had A Miscarriage

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Jonathan Rhys Meyers Relapsed After His Wife Had A Miscarriage

Jonathan Rhys Meyers Relapsed After His Wife Had A Miscarriage Well, if having to go back to work tomorrow doesn’t depress you, this will. DublinLive ran pics of actor Jonathan Rhys Meyers looking wrecked while trying to board an Air Canada flight to Vancouver at Dublin Airport on Friday. Jonathan […]

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Open Post: Hosted By Tara Reid’s Latest Cinematic Triumph

September 9, 2017 9:00 pm0 comments
Open Post: Hosted By Tara Reid’s Latest Cinematic Triumph

Open Post: Hosted By Tara Reid’s Latest Cinematic Triumph Taradise, we barely knew ye. It’s been so long since I’ve seen Meryl Streep successor Tara Reid here on Dlisted that I was beginning to worry about her. Had she quit the biz, and turned to her true calling – the […]

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Lady Gaga On Madge, Again

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Lady Gaga On Madge, Again

Lady Gaga On Madge, Again Not like that. Lady Gaga gives her thoughts on Madonna in a scene from her new documentary, Gaga: Five Foot Two. If I had been noting Gaga’s actual physical position in regards to Madonna, this post would have been titled “Lady Gaga At Home Watching Every […]

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Margot Robbie Didn’t Know Who Tonya Harding Was Before Playing Her

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Margot Robbie Didn’t Know Who Tonya Harding Was Before Playing Her

Margot Robbie Didn’t Know Who Tonya Harding Was Before Playing Her Margot Robbie stars as disgraced Olympic ice-skater and crispy bangs legend Tonya Harding in the upcoming I, Tonya, which apparently isn’t a mess and is getting good reviews. She told Vanity Fair that she was four years old when Harding’s […]

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Kirk Cameron Is Dumb, Thinks God Sent Hurricanes To Teach Us “Humility” 

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Kirk Cameron Is Dumb, Thinks God Sent Hurricanes To Teach Us “Humility” 

Kirk Cameron Is Dumb, Thinks God Sent Hurricanes To Teach Us “Humility”  HuffPost reports that friendless religious zealot Kirk Cameron thinks that all of the Category 5 terror that has been destroying parts of the world is a sure sign that his deity is angry at all of us. It’s because, […]

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Miranda Kerr Really Likes Playing Sexy June Cleaver

September 8, 2017 10:00 pm0 comments
Miranda Kerr Really Likes Playing Sexy June Cleaver

Miranda Kerr Really Likes Playing Sexy June Cleaver It might be Fashion Week in New York, but not for Miranda Kerr. In fact, you should be grateful she even showed up for your silly digital magazine’s fashion shoot, Net-a-Porter. Because People magazine says Miranda recently admitted during an interview with […]

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Goop’s First Print Edition Is Here

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Goop’s First Print Edition Is Here

Goop’s First Print Edition Is Here Because Goop is an organic ostrich with its head very deep down in the sand, Gwyneth Paltrow has decided to take some of it offline and into a print magazine. It gets better than that. UsWeekly says they’re going to try and charge basic betches […]

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Open Post: Hosted By Grace Jones At Your Funeral

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Open Post: Hosted By Grace Jones At Your Funeral

Open Post: Hosted By Grace Jones At Your Funeral When you’re a naive 9-year-old and you’re jammin’ in your jammies to “Pull Up To The Bumper” by the legendary Grace Jones, you might not realize until, I don’t know, 15-20 years later, that that song is HELLA dirty. And then […]

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