Rooney Mara Didn’t Have Pie Until She Was 31 (!?!)

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Rooney Mara Didn’t Have Pie Until She Was 31 (!?!)

Rooney Mara Didn’t Have Pie Until She Was 31 (!?!) Learning that someone never had pie until they were fully into adulthood inspires the same reaction as when someone tells you they’ve never seen a Star Wars movie. They receive an outraged look and a befuddled “really bitch?!?” This comparison […]

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Jeremy Renner Broke Both Of His Arms

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Jeremy Renner Broke Both Of His Arms

Jeremy Renner Broke Both Of His Arms He broke them while fighting off those gay rumors. I KID! Jeremy Renner is currently filming “a comedy” movie called Tag. You would think an action movie star like him would have the coordination or the appropriate amount of stunt people to keep […]

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Lorde Backpedaled On Claiming She Doesn’t Hang Out With Taylor Swift

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Lorde Backpedaled On Claiming She Doesn’t Hang Out With Taylor Swift

Lorde Backpedaled On Claiming She Doesn’t Hang Out With Taylor Swift Lorde looks like that in the above pic, because Taylor Swift’s kiss is the “of death” kind, and she knows she’s forever doomed. (Taylor whispering “mine for life…” in her ear like a Gollum in heels didn’t help, either.) […]

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Shia LaBeouf Was Arrested Again

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Shia LaBeouf Was Arrested Again

Shia LaBeouf Was Arrested Again Hey Shia, can you hold this for me? It’s your liquor. Mess-chevious actor Shia LaBeouf has a lot going on. When he’s not making indie films because he’s had it with Hollywood (or vice versa), he’s a serious artiste who’s always giving us thought-provoking creations, […]

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Ben Affleck And Lindsay Shookus May Have Cheated On Their Spouses With Each Other 

July 7, 2017 10:57 pm0 comments
Ben Affleck And Lindsay Shookus May Have Cheated On Their Spouses With Each Other 

Ben Affleck And Lindsay Shookus May Have Cheated On Their Spouses With Each Other  I promise I won’t fill this post with stupid and nonsensical “shook” puns like I did with the last one. Prepare to be SHOOKus (I lied). When the news of Ben Affleck and his new girlfriend, SNL […]

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Open Post: Hosted By A Shetland Pony Earning A Trip To The Gallows! 

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Open Post: Hosted By A Shetland Pony Earning A Trip To The Gallows! 

Open Post: Hosted By A Shetland Pony Earning A Trip To The Gallows!  THE QUEEN was in Scotland this week and on her itinerary was a little kiki with Canadian panty creamer extraordinaire Justin Trudeau as well as a visit to Stirling Castle. My guess is that THE QUEEN visited Stirling […]

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Kesha Was Really Bummed Out That Jerry Seinfeld Didn’t Want To Hug Back

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Kesha Was Really Bummed Out That Jerry Seinfeld Didn’t Want To Hug Back

Kesha Was Really Bummed Out That Jerry Seinfeld Didn’t Want To Hug Back A month ago, an extremely awkward and random celebrity interaction happened after Kesha tried really hard to give Jerry Seinfeld a hug on the red carpet of the National Night Of Laughter And Song event in DC. Jerry […]

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Lisa Bloom Is Now Involved In The Rob & Chyna Drama 

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Lisa Bloom Is Now Involved In The Rob & Chyna Drama 

Lisa Bloom Is Now Involved In The Rob & Chyna Drama  If you’re already bored with this Rob Kartrashian and Blac Chyna melodrama and that headline has made you sleepier than Kourtney Kartrashian’s thought process, then let me just say that it was either post about this or that goddamn […]

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Blue Ivy Is Already A Freestyle Mast

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Blue Ivy Is Already A Freestyle Mast

Blue Ivy Is Already A Freestyle Mast Most five-year-olds spend their days playing with toys, watching cartoons, scheming new sneaky ways to get their hands on sugar, and battling their arch nemesis – shoelaces. But Blue Ivy Carter isn’t your average five-year-old. For one thing, she’s the type of rich […]

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Ben Affleck Is Getting Shookus All Night Long 

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Ben Affleck Is Getting Shookus All Night Long 

Ben Affleck Is Getting Shookus All Night Long  When we last heard about what Ben Affleck’s now-single peen has been up to, sources said that it wasn’t really make regular visits to the crotch of anyone in particular (in non-confusing Dlisted speak that translates to: “Ben really wasn’t dating anyone.”) But now People, […]

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